Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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A conversation I had last Christmas:"Mum, that can opener you got for me doesn't work. It's absolutlely useless."
"Are you sure you're using it right?"
"Mum, I'm nineteen. I'm doing a physics degree. I think I can use a can opener."
"OK. You DO know that it is deisgned to remove the entire top of the can, not just cut out a circle of the lid?"
"......."
She still hasn't stopped laughing at me, but to be fair, I deserved it.
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MatJ LOOK, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 2:08,
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