Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Probably more childish naiviety than actual ignoranceOne of my favourite places for my mum to drive us out to, for a spot of fresh air and a runaround to get rid of some of that youthful exuberance, involved the usual paths and bushes and nettles and broken glass.
But, this was my favourite place, because, well, it was *magic*.
The highlight of this country walk (all 10 mins of it) was a magic tunnel to walk through, where my voice would go echoey, and it was a bit dark and spooky in there too.
And then, abracadabra, I'd follow a little path at the other side of the ghost-tunnel and materialise on the OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD. Wow!! Every. Single. Time.
It took me far longer than it probably should to realise the tunnel went under the road, and in that time, my mum could totally capitalise on her dumbass youngest, who could be cheerfully taken for a 20 minute magic trip out to some wasteland and a tunnel, before finally managing to cement her spatial reasoning capacity
(, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 2:36, Reply)
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