Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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With a spoon, again.I told the Witherspoon gag last week to my brother. I told it as though dhe'd commited suicide by cutting her wrists. He laughed naturally and said he'd tell his mates. Later that week I heard it being told again but the orator said she'd been stabbed. I thought that sounded better so decided to adopt that story for next time. Fast foeward 5 days and Tom, a mate of my brothers, is at our house doing some plastering. During the mindless chit chat about footy and the like I slipped the old 'have you heard about the actress who was stabbed' into conversation. He responds correctly so I deliver the coup de grace. He laughs, for a second, before saying 'fuck sake, your Andy got me with this yesterday'
I love that gag more than ever now.
(, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 8:18, Reply)
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