
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Burned out the toaster, set fire to the wall, blackened the ceiling. Thick bastard.
Did I mention that he was a science teacher?
( , Sat 20 Mar 2010, 10:16, 1 reply)

My teenage son later burned out the kitchen with the replacement toaster.
( , Sat 20 Mar 2010, 10:26, closed)
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