Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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My ex-brother-in-lawwas doing the crossword. His teenage son, who was studying GSCE Spanish, was in the room.
Dad: What's Spanish for tomorrow?
Son: Manana
Dad: Doesn't fit.
Son: Could be viernes (Spanigh for Friday, as it was Thursday)
Dad: Nope. Not long enough.
Son: No idea then!
Dad: (getting annoyed) Thought you were the Spanish student?
Son: I don't know any other words for tomorrow.
His Dad then gets the hump and leaves the room.
Turns out that it was Tuesday's paper and the word required was Miercoles.
(, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:30, Reply)
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