Me mate's ex-girlfriend years back...
...decided to ask a few of us after seeing some advert on the telly if a human heart was actually shaped like the symbol commonly used by us all.

I suppressed an instant giggle and replied "It's actually shaped more like a fucking lump of muscle, but card sales plummeted on Valentines Day with the introduction of "I fucking lump you" cards in Clintons for fucks sake."

We kind of laughed at her for the rest of the day after that, the docile twunt.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 21:39, 5 replies)

It is shaped a mini bit like the symbol, though (two lobes narrowing at the base).
Otherwise how/why would that symbol have come to represent the heart?
( Bob Todd whee, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 21:49, closed)

The heart symbol more closely resembles the human buttocks
Specifically the human female buttocks.

Just turn one of those symbols upside-down...
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 0:36, closed)

It doesn't.
It's a spread open vulva. The clitoris goes at the top, the anus a short distance below the bottom. The two sides are the labia minora, as if held open by their owner to invite you in to her vagina.

You may also like to know that maypoles aren't so innocent, either. And neither is morris dancing.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:10, closed)

MIND. BLOWN.

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:52, closed)

you should have cut her open
and showed her. Nothing like direct observation to disabuse you of your misconceptions.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 4:28, closed)