Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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I once went on a date with a girlI know, unlikely, but not only that she was filthy as you like and was extremely well put together.
Alas, early on after I'd made some comment about reading she came out with, "I don't see the point of reading a book - if it's any good they'll make a film out of it."
I knew there would be no second date.*
* Years later I heard via a third party that she'd be interested in a second date as she "appreciated a man who reads books now" **
** Now meaning having dropped a sprog from a slope-browed pikey who'd made himself scarce
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 21:48,
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"Whatchoo readin' faw?""Gee. What am I reading for. Not 'what are you reading', 'what are you reading..for'. Well, I guess prreetty high up on the list of reasons is...so I don't become a fuckin' waffle waitress!!"
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