Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Head of ITSeveral years ago I worked for a company where I was part of the server support team. Unfortunatly we had a slight issue with our UPS... slight as in the fact that it blew up taking out several local phases and causing the entire complex to lose power.
So, disaster recovery plan came into full effect. Everyone except IT got sent home, jammy gits, while the rest of IT sorted the crap out.
A little bit later we were ready to bring servers back online again discussing the order of priority and what can be left off until full power is restored.
Techie : Right, we need to bring servers A,B and C online. D thru G can be ignored as non essential.
Head of IT : Why can't we bring everything online now!
Techie : Umm... we dont have enough power.
Head of IT : Of course we do. We have box loads of power extension leads!
Room : *Silence*
(, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 19:39, Reply)
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