Amazing displays of ignorance
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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sorry to be dim
but why didn't you just change the lightbulb when it went??
( , Mon 22 Mar 2010, 0:10, 1 reply)
but why didn't you just change the lightbulb when it went??
( , Mon 22 Mar 2010, 0:10, 1 reply)
I can guess the answer to this:
Person goes to loo, needing a poo. Operates lightwitch. Bulb goes "tink!" and flashes out its last photons as yet another Ballotini fuse* destroys itself (in their oft-repeated yet unsung sacrifice to protect you), then goes dark and silent forever. A bulb has died, yet who would mourn its passing, when a different kind of passing occupies the owners mind?
The Crappee is then faced with dilemma: Waddle off (with urgent need of a dump) in search of fresh bulbs; OR, Crimp one off there and then in the Stygian gloom.
They could have kept spares in the toilet**, but that still leaves (at a minimum***) the steps of removing lampshade (and if it's a full bathroom, chances are it could be a full waterproof fitting) and slotting a fresh lamp in; while you're aching to crap.
* Other fuses are available.
** The room, not the fixture. That would be disgusting and unsafe.
*** The bulb may need to cool off, or power isolated, before it can be safely handled.
(Can you tell I've had a little fun with this post? Not to mention the multiple edits.)
( , Mon 22 Mar 2010, 0:47, closed)
Person goes to loo, needing a poo. Operates lightwitch. Bulb goes "tink!" and flashes out its last photons as yet another Ballotini fuse* destroys itself (in their oft-repeated yet unsung sacrifice to protect you), then goes dark and silent forever. A bulb has died, yet who would mourn its passing, when a different kind of passing occupies the owners mind?
The Crappee is then faced with dilemma: Waddle off (with urgent need of a dump) in search of fresh bulbs; OR, Crimp one off there and then in the Stygian gloom.
They could have kept spares in the toilet**, but that still leaves (at a minimum***) the steps of removing lampshade (and if it's a full bathroom, chances are it could be a full waterproof fitting) and slotting a fresh lamp in; while you're aching to crap.
* Other fuses are available.
** The room, not the fixture. That would be disgusting and unsafe.
*** The bulb may need to cool off, or power isolated, before it can be safely handled.
(Can you tell I've had a little fun with this post? Not to mention the multiple edits.)
( , Mon 22 Mar 2010, 0:47, closed)
or become a timelord.
They don't have such troubles; or do they?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZahysN2sIIw
( , Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:16, closed)
They don't have such troubles; or do they?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZahysN2sIIw
( , Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:16, closed)
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