Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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An early date with the now Mrs FlatfrogAt Pizza Express: the sweet lady I was with ordered a pizza with anchovies on it - 'I really like anchovies'. Shortly afterwards the repast arrives and she leans over to me: 'I think they've made a mistake, it's got little fish on it'.
'Yes, those are the anchovies'.
And at quite some volume, she exclaims 'Anchovies are fish??!'
Apparently she'd spent her life to that point eating anchovies under the impression they were little veg, like capers.
Admittedly, I showed myself up similarly some years earlier by not knowing the difference between capers and chives.
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:28,
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