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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.

(, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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It's probably more innocence than ignorance
But when I was still at the age when I needed to be accompanied to public lavatories by my dad rather than going about my business on my own, I went to wash my hands then asked my dad if I could have a sweetie from the vending machine on the wall.

Dad: Err, those aren't sweets, son.
Me: So why are they strawberry flavoured?

A voice from a cubicle piped up with "Good luck explaining that one, mate!"
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:56, 5 replies)
Oh brilliant!
Did you pop back a few years later?
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:04, closed)
I hope this makes the newsletter - this is ace.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:13, closed)
Oh, sorry...
I doubt it was me (the chances are slim I imagine) but I have called out just such a missive from the stalls on hearing father and son having this exact conversation. Chuckled for ages. Just in case, I'm sorry to your father and you have a click.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:36, closed)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 5:09, closed)
This has got to win
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:50, closed)

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