Amazing displays of ignorance
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Support emails, was it me?
i HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO PRINT FOR THREE DAYS NOW, iT IS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE FOR ME TO NOT BE ABLE TO PRINT AS I NEED TO GIVE THESE REPORTS TO THE ENGINEERS.
(caps-lock sics included)
When I used to receive these I sometimes used to wonder who truly was the ignorant one. Me for not knowing there was a user out there who could not print; or the user, for assuming that I was some sort of printer whisperer who knew about every individuals printing woes before they reported them.
Length? Usually dependent on how broken their Citrix client was...
( , Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:10, 4 replies)
i HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO PRINT FOR THREE DAYS NOW, iT IS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE FOR ME TO NOT BE ABLE TO PRINT AS I NEED TO GIVE THESE REPORTS TO THE ENGINEERS.
(caps-lock sics included)
When I used to receive these I sometimes used to wonder who truly was the ignorant one. Me for not knowing there was a user out there who could not print; or the user, for assuming that I was some sort of printer whisperer who knew about every individuals printing woes before they reported them.
Length? Usually dependent on how broken their Citrix client was...
( , Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:10, 4 replies)
BL***Y CITRIX!!!
Our offshore users at work use it. It's effing annoying!! I want to ask if they've tried switching it off and on again, but all that does is re-open the session, with original (citrix) error intact!!!
( , Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:19, closed)
Our offshore users at work use it. It's effing annoying!! I want to ask if they've tried switching it off and on again, but all that does is re-open the session, with original (citrix) error intact!!!
( , Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:19, closed)
Yeah it's shite.
Things got really interesting for users when they somehow manage to have multiple sessions of the same app across a farm of servers.
( , Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:46, closed)
Things got really interesting for users when they somehow manage to have multiple sessions of the same app across a farm of servers.
( , Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:46, closed)
Bloody Citrix... I won't touch it.
Having to support BES with Groupwise 6.5 is bad enough.
( , Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:08, closed)
Having to support BES with Groupwise 6.5 is bad enough.
( , Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:08, closed)
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