
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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my brother's girlfriend was at our house. There was a quiz on the TV, it might have been Bullseye. The question was "What is the capital of Belgium?"
"Ohh, I know this, " she cried, "It's erm, it's summat sprouts"
She also thought that stair carpets came in a staircase zig-zag shape.
( , Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:06, Reply)
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