Farmer japes
My grandad told me about the joke they used to play on young farm labourers on their first day. They used to get them to take the tractor and trailer to the next farm and ask if they can have the rick square back as they needed it that afternoon. But they'd always ask the kid "ferr god's sake yoo knowz what a rick square iz dunnyou?" Always afraid to dissappoint they'd nod like a spaz on amphetamines.

Off the young lad would pop and went to ask for the rick square at the next farm. That farmer would say something like "I only got part o' 'ee, ol' bill ovrun snowzillz got rest, mind" then throw some chains and planks in the trailer and off the youngling would pootle over to the farm on Snow's Hill...

This used to carry on all morning until the lad had a trailer full of scrap from all the neighbouring farms. On getting back to the first farm the farmer would admire the trailer full of crap and say "roight, oim off fer me lunch, ave it made up by time oi get back" and leave them to assemble the jigsaw puzzle to which there was no solution.

Teh farmer lulz ^_^
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