Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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It's hard to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.A 'sports fan' on watching an Olympic swimming event on the TV in the office -
Him - "Some of these swimmers are like fish. They ARE just fish, that's all there is to it"
Me - "Like fish?"
Him - "Yeah, some of them have webbed feet and everything".
Me - "I doubt they have webbed feet, and besides fish don't have feet"
Him - "Well, flippers then. Fish have flippers"
Me - "No - fish have fins. Seals and turtles have flippers".
Him - "Well seals are fish".
Me - "What!!?? Seals are fish???"
Him - "Well, they are a sort of fish".
You see - this is what watching sport does to the brain.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:38, 1 reply)
Ha ha.Fancy not knowing that seals are insects.
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(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:26, closed)
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