Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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WhiteWhen I was at University I used to work part-time in a food court in the city centre. The stall I manned sold ice cream and pancakes. I had a big pink neon sign above the counter which read "Hot Pancakes".
More than once a member of the public came up to the counter to ask "I see you've a sign there that says "Hot Pancakes", do you sell pancakes?"
Also the old women who'd come and ask for an ice cream. I had 19 flavours of ice cream on sale. I'd say "What flavour?" and they'd answer:
"Just White"
They'd get coconut every time.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:53, 1 reply)
hahaYour obvious response would be "no, my name is Hot Pancakes - the sign just tells you who is working today".
A woman in the queue in front of me once asked the icecream seller what flavour "Sesame Icecream" was.
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Richard Shitheels, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:58,
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