Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Police IntelligenceA while back I got pulled over by the police for driving at 35 in a 30 mph limit.
They let me off with a warning and a HO/RT1 form (aka a "producer") to take my MOT & insurance docs to a police station.
At the time I was still married to my first wife and the insurance was in her name with me as a named driver. So at the police station I hand over the documents and wait while the constable slowly writes down the details. He suddenly looked puzzled and went off to refer to a colleague. I heard: "Spouse - yes it means wife" (and looking over at me) "or husband".
The front desk monkey made his way back over to me. I could see the cogs in his brain had seized behind his furrowed brow. "'Ere!" he said "This insurance doesn't cover you!"
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Vambo, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:34,
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