Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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In DisneyworldWe were there about 21 years ago, before my first kid was even conceived, and were doing the usual rides. One of them was the riverboat ride, in which the guide was supposed to point out various plants and animals visible from the boat. (The guide we had was utterly useless, tossing off rehearsed smart-ass lines such as "That kind of flower is called Fred", but that's something else altogether.)
We got on the boat and waited for the rest of the people to board, a process that took a few minutes typically. Immediately following us on was a woman with her eight year old daughter, who was behaving like the ultimate spoiled brat- stomping around (she didn't want to do this stupid ride), jumping on the seats, and generally being the most obnoxious bit of crotch-trash in existence.
Finally Brat-ney stood on a seat on the opposite side of the boat and yelled "MOM! IS THIS BOAT MOVING?"
"No dear."
"THEN WHY ARE WE ON IT?"
I burst out laughing at the kid, and the mother turned crimson as she dragged the little shit to shore.
Talk about a walking, talking argument for late-term abortion, preferably about eight years after the fact...
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Wanderer, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 20:08,
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