Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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LuigiHe is from italian heritage and is a plumber, and as mario was already taken as a nick name in our group, Luigi it was.
Luigi is blessed/cursed with an extraordinary level of innocence/daftness.
My brother shares a flat with Luigi and most of these scatter brained gems are relayed via him-
upon discussing world war 2 in front of him "who won the war anyway?"
upon watching a documentary about the human body "see the brain? where exactly is it in the body?" when my brother stared at him blankly he went on to say "right I know its in your head, but is it in your skull? or does it sit on top of your skull?"
upon seeing an advert for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button "is that a true story?"
about half an hour into watching Alien "is this set in the future?"
someone made a joke about injecting booze straight into their veins "I don't think they've invented anything that could do that."
god there is more but I'm feeling shit slagging him unknowingly like this cos he doesnt deserve it. he really would give you his last rolo. god bless his cotton socks.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:08, Reply)
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