Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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ha, my dad used to tell us that about the longer legs and shorter legsExcept it wasn't sheep that had these, but haggis. And that the best way to catch a haggis was to chase it the other way round the hill, so that it would fall over and down the hill.
I never believed him though. Honest.
I also tried winding up my aunt in Scotland when we were due a visit (with Scotland being an independent country . . . is it better to get my british pounds changed before or after I cross the Scottish border?)
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