
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Was working on a building site and had to move some manhole covers. An old Irish bloke was helping me lift them into a van.
"It's not the weight of them - it's just that they're so damn heavy" he said in all seriousness.
( , Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:18, Reply)
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