
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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When I was at college a classmate asked me what car I had.
"An Astra" I replied
"How big is the engine?" he asked
"Ooh, about, this big I suppose" says me, holding my hands about 3 feet apart....
( , Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:24, 2 replies)

I bet i beat you on paint oxidisation though.
( , Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:53, closed)

Have a click - I like this one very much. It's short but very funny.
( , Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:07, closed)
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