Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Cheddar GorgeI was once in a moderately unsuccessful band. Our moment in the sun came when we were invited to be the opening act for the Michael Jackson experience, an event taking place in Exeter City FC stadium. Anyway, we had to drive from Hatfield to Exeter, passing signs for the famous (in the UK) “Cheddar Gorge” on the M5. Pointing out the sign, we manage to convince our 22 year old singer that "this is where all Cheddar Cheese was mined". “Where did you think it came from?” we laughed at him, "from a cow?". He believed cheese was mined at Cheddar Gorge for about a week. He also picked up some very inferior porn when sent him procure some from a service station.
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