Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Checkout excellence...occurred on Saturday in M&S. The belt wasn't moving, so the industrious trainee reached and stretched progressively further along it to retrieve the assorted groceries. I reached across and moved the plastic that was obstructing the beam that switches the belt on and off.
She smiled, I think in gratitude, although her ability to utter the phrase 'thank you' was I fancy disabled by her belief that she looked upon a sort of god...
(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:24, Reply)
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