Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Daft:My 26 year old other half currently believes that Gherkins are pickled Sea-Cucumbers. My sister, until the age of 18, believed that Haggis were small furry animals, who lived in the branches of trees in the Highlands, and that they could only be shot during the 'Haggis Open Season', which began on Burns Night! I despair...
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My dad went to a school where he was taught that haggis were small three-legged creatures.(
Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:50,
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bollockshaggis are small beasties with two legs longer than the other two so they can run round mountains
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writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:52,
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Yep.Thats how you catch them, by chasing them the wrong way round the mountain so they fall over...
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 23:17,
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