
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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One weekend, not so long ago one of my chums and I traveled up to Scotland for a wedding. It also happened to be the first time said friend had been to this particular corner of Britain.
Once we'd arrived at our hotel we wandered to a nearby petrol station to stock up on pot noodles. After paying for my provisions I look round for my friend who it would seem was reluctant to approach the counter, and was looking decidedly nervous.
Me: "What are you doing? Come on!"
Friend: *looks sheepish*
Me: "Well? What are you waiting for?????"
Friend: "I'm confused... can you use normal money here?"
Uhhh...?!
( , Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:54, Reply)
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