Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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erm...My dad was walking his dogs in our local park the other day. It is a big park with a boating lake, which also houses several breeds (is that the right word?) of ducks and geese. Anyway, he saw two kids throwing stones at the ducks, so he ran over and pushed them in the lake. When they surfaced, he shouted "DON'T. THROW. STONES. AT. ANIMALS!!!!", then turned around and ran.
So, no. Calling a kid a "fucking little cunt" is perfectly socially acceptable when you consider the alternative.
In my dad's defence, the lake is only about 2 foot deep, and he is under immense stress at the moment. It is still really fucking funny though.
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