Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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A photo with the NorsemanRing of Brodgar, Orkney last year, pal Two Snakes had purchased a rather fetching comedy plastic viking helmet at Skara Brae earlier, which he donned at a jaunty angle with one horn up and one horn down as we walked around the standing stones.
Cue two of our retarded colonial chums, asking, "Gee, do you think we could have our photo taken with the Norseman?"
They shouldn't be allowed out of their own country I say. Lock them in.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:00, Reply)
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