
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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my (now ex) girlfriend had convinced me that we had to go to disneyland we were in the que for the Star Wars ride (CP-30 sounds all the worse in French) talking away when the guy in charge said there were two places left and looking at me asked how many. Of course I answered in my best " Oui, deux" to which four Glasgow nedettes with a pram turned to me and went "Bloody Frenchies"
Needless to say I was rolling.
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:31, Reply)
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