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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"

(, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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At a pension in Brussels
a traveling companion complained about having to take baths as he preferred to shower and hoped the next place we stayed at would have showers. I pointed out the door marked "douche" and said he'd find the shower in there.

He got angry at me as I was "clearly taking the piss and he did not want to be subjected to the sight of a room full of feminine hygiene apparatus".

He also thought Europe was crammed full of lesbians due to seeing lots of ladies taking their evening walks arm in arm.

And one more thing, those weren't funny little hidden fountains, they're where men go to pee, so if you're still showing those pictures of "public art" to whatever new group of people you're inflicting your presence upon, I hope they all quickly recognize you for the ignorant cunt you are.

The mind boggles.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:07, closed)

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