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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"

(, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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saw it on a late night program about american tourists in loud shirts
"I'm going to..." (hesitates) "...to..." (looks at fat wife) "...Loogie Baroogie?"

The bemused interviewer scratches his head for a little while before he catches on.

"Loughborough." Brilliant.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 21:53, Reply)

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