Stupid Tourists
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Not me but my mate...
was in discussion with two McMericans in Ireland who said they'd seen a dog with 8 legs and 2 heads. My mate deduced it was actually two dogs shagging and were 'tied' He explained this delicately to the old McMericans but it turns out they'd photographed the 'beast' and already sent the pics to their grandkids. he he
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:19, Reply)
was in discussion with two McMericans in Ireland who said they'd seen a dog with 8 legs and 2 heads. My mate deduced it was actually two dogs shagging and were 'tied' He explained this delicately to the old McMericans but it turns out they'd photographed the 'beast' and already sent the pics to their grandkids. he he
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:19, Reply)
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