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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Supercilious Porter vs. Yank Tourist
An American tourist once asked a porter at Trinity College, Cambridge whether the college was "pre-war" or not. He replied (in a John Gielgud accent), "Madam, this college is pre-America".
(HongKongFluey, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:01, Reply)

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