Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Remembered another.Was in California with a load of the yanks and french blokes i worked with. One american brings out his girlfriend, who starts talking to my french mate. She tells him she fucking hates france, cos when she went there when she was twelve 'They made no attempt to speak english'.
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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:25,
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