Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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This tourist came up to meand said "I'm slightly lost, can you direct me to the train station"
Can you beleive it ?
Didnt even know where the train station was ?
What a cunt !
I knew where the train station was when I was fucking ten years old.
Hahahahahahahahahaha.
The yanks have the right idea, blow the cunts up before they turn up in your country wearing a camera and asking for directions.....
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:26,
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