Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Zee GermansMeanwhile, just outside Unterhagen..
Me and two mates were stood in some street in Munich working out where we were going to get food when a car pulls up.
The occupant winds down the window and starts asking questions, in *italian* and pointing to a map. Cool as ice my mate slowly swivels round 180 degrees, points right at the driver and says, "I DON'T UNDERSTAAAAND YOU!!" in a heavy cockney accent.
Upon turning back to us carrying on the conversation, the bewildered driver just drove off, which cued us to obviously piss ourselves laughing.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:26, Reply)
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