Stupid Tourists
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Not technically a tourist...
I spent 6 months working in San Francisco, and before you ask - no I hated it and it actally made me lose the will to live.
I was at the zoo one day and a Californian mother turned to the bloke feeding the tigers (who was carrying a whole set of horse's ribs) and asked 'Hey, why don't they eat hamburgers like the rest of us?'
cunts.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:50, Reply)
I spent 6 months working in San Francisco, and before you ask - no I hated it and it actally made me lose the will to live.
I was at the zoo one day and a Californian mother turned to the bloke feeding the tigers (who was carrying a whole set of horse's ribs) and asked 'Hey, why don't they eat hamburgers like the rest of us?'
cunts.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:50, Reply)
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