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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"

(, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Me and my lovely ex-wife were having lunch in a restaurant in Dinan, Brittany, a few years back. On the table next to us were a group of Midlanders who were complaining that the restaurant they had been to the previous night only provided the menu in French.

And living in Cornwall there's plenty of stupid tourists around. The signs that say "Don't not feed the seagulls" are actually there for a reason. Fuckwits!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:33, Reply)

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