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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"

(, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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"A friend of mine lived in Warwick and eventually got sick of American tourists asking him where the University was."

Who's more stupid? The Americans asking where the university is or the fucking university for building itself in a different chuffing town to the one its named after?

I was at an owl sanctuary in Devon and there was a Geordie family going round

Child: What kind of oool is that mummy?
Mum: It's a tawny oool
Child: I've got a friend called Tony
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:23, closed)

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