Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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wallussWandering round SeaWorld as a small, small child, I happened upon some funny looking slitty-eyed tourists.
'Ah, Walluss!' they proclaimed.
'wtf mummy whats going on?' I asked, innocently.
'Walluss! WALLUSS!' declared the Japanese tourists, observing the nearby Walrus.
'Oh, you mean WALRUS?' offers my mother.
'AAAAAH WALLUSS!' announce Japanese Tourists.
Mother suicides, a young me wonders what the fuck is going on.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:11, Reply)
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