Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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McDonalds Workersokay this isnt strictly tourists but still incredibly stupid. this all happened when a mate of mine (english) worked with a bunch of people (also english) in McDonalds. observe.
Mate: goddamn why cant these things be quicker?
Idiot I: now now, patience is a virtue.
Idiot II: what's a virtue?
and as if that wasnt bad enough
Idiot: did you know that if you wrap yourself up in bin-liners you'll stay warm?
Mate: i think you'll find that's tin foil, love.
and people wonder why the nation is going down the drain.
(, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:54, Reply)
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