Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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a mate of mine..........used to work in the ticket office of a glasgow railway station. Along comes a Yank and his wife, conversation goes....
Yank - Yeah, we need two returns to glasgow central please
My Mate - That'll be £4.00 please
Yank - Oh hang on sonny, i gotta go into ma wife's fanny bag for some cash.
(apparently in US a fanny bag is what we'd call a bum bag)
my mate had to get the other girl to serve the bloke whilst he rifled his wife's "fanny bag" as he quite literally wet'em!
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:24, Reply)
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