Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Jonny ForeignerReading these posts I've noticed a few attempts to redress the balance of opnion away from Jonny Foreigner by attacking the British abroad. However, such attempts are pointless as it is every Englishmans god born right to ridicule, belittle and patronise any foreign nation. The resons for this is simple. Being British we will undoubtly be either responsible for the birth of your nation, occupied it as a colony or beaten it in to submission in some war or another (apart from those wars we CHOSE to lose e.g. American revolution which in todays terms was like Britian fighting a war on the moon).
As a result you should be grateful to us for visting your crap hole of a country lest we give you another taste of British spunk.
If you don't like anything I've said address all complaints to mm123 care of the BNP.
Edit: Before a wave of hate posts are directed against me please look up parody in the dictionary.
(, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 3:44, Reply)
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