Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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more merkin mirthhaving recently had the pleasure of slogging across the andes for four days to see macchu pichu, imagine my horror at being informed by some 80 year old american fuckwit who clearly got the bus up there that the incas were inconsiderate not to make it more disabled friendly.
as an aside, it was most amusing to be told "winners don't use drugs" as i stuffed my face full of coca leaves passing a group of exceptionally fat and out of shape septics on day 2 of the trail.
stupid cunts.
(, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 12:30, Reply)
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