Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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The Stupid LocalsWhen I a teenager Growing up in Galway on the west coast of Ireland. Every summer the city would be mobbed by spanish and french neon yellow backpack wearing students teens.
Of course they would mate and fight with the less attractive but significantly harder locals. One young man from my school who was to put it mildly an utter cock took offense to one french lad snoggin his ex and proceeded to have a go at him to 'burst him like'. Anyway the kid spends about ten minutes pushing and shoving the french bloke around. Who remains calm throughout until the cock spits in his face and it kicks off. Unlike all his student friends he is not a total poof and is in fact the under 16 french boxing champion. God he was good.....
(, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 13:44, Reply)
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