Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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SpamsOn a trip to NY a few years ago with my mates we were lucky enough to get chatting to three quality spam girls in a fake Irish bar.
As it was christmas we were discussing what the best present was we had all received from Saint Nicolas.
ME - I got a Festina watch, 400 quids worth
SPAM1 - Really? Thats nice. I got a blanket
SPAM2 - Oh, I got a blanket too
WTF?!!!!!!
And so followed lots of piss-taking from me and my mates.
(, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:40, Reply)
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