Stupid Tourists
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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Bad Scotch Tourist
While on a girls trip to London (ok being from Scotland doesnt quite make us Merkins, but probably still quite amusing andforeign to the cockneys) we were sat wondering what next to visit whilst in trafalgar square, when i jokingly made a suggestion we could go visit Albert Square. My rather retarded mate asked "OOh whats there?" so i replied "a Laundrette, a pub and a street market. Wasnt funny until she tried looking it up on the map as she quite fancied going to a street market. Arse.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 10:07, Reply)
While on a girls trip to London (ok being from Scotland doesnt quite make us Merkins, but probably still quite amusing andforeign to the cockneys) we were sat wondering what next to visit whilst in trafalgar square, when i jokingly made a suggestion we could go visit Albert Square. My rather retarded mate asked "OOh whats there?" so i replied "a Laundrette, a pub and a street market. Wasnt funny until she tried looking it up on the map as she quite fancied going to a street market. Arse.
( , Thu 14 Jul 2005, 10:07, Reply)
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