Summer Holidays'We're all going on a summer holiday, and if you want to go yo Sven' rapped hip hop heavyweight MC Miker G - and it's as true today as it was way back in 1986. Holidays are a time for us to relax, unwind...and disgrace ourselves and our nations. Tell us about your best and worst holiday experiences. Again.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:26)
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Going to Canadialand in a few weeksLooking forward to messing around with speedboats, jetskis, trucks, quadbikes, a (small, propeller) plane, fishing, canoeing, exploring abandoned goldmines, the great outdoors and all that.
Not quite looking forward as much to all the attendant mozzies (or skeeters, as they're called there), woodticks or the slim possibility of being eaten by a bear.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:38,
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I, for one, have developed a huge penile tumescence reading this.The OP, with their exciting description of upcoming experiences with trucks, jetskis and a (small, propeller) plane, have got me so hot.
I long to live such a grand life of excitement, but I am not a quafrillionaire. *sadface* Mark my words, when I win the lottery, the first thing I will do is to book a holiday in Canada involving trucks, jetskis and a (small, propeller) plane.
The second thing I will do is to attempt to boast about it on a once-popular website where I am not very well liked.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 0:01, closed)
You don't have to win the lottery to be able to afford a ticket to Canada(
emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 8:19,
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