Summer Holidays'We're all going on a summer holiday, and if you want to go yo Sven' rapped hip hop heavyweight MC Miker G - and it's as true today as it was way back in 1986. Holidays are a time for us to relax, unwind...and disgrace ourselves and our nations. Tell us about your best and worst holiday experiences. Again.
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I often instruct Paolo to berth the ketch in at Capri this time of yearWe spend our nights drinking at the waterfront bars, gambling Pinochle with the Sicilian waiters, before retiring to the villa where we do lines of cocaine off the backs of the Slovenian prostitutes Paolo has purchased for us. A few days of peacock hunting during languorous summer afternoons and I begin to long to be at sea once more.... Ah, who am I kidding. I'm in a caravan in a field in Hastings, same as every year
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 23:40,
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