Surprise!Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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Not just teenagers. Needy, slightly deranged 40-somethings do it too.Mrs V and I had one a few years ago.
"Fancy coming to the pub?"
"Oh. You're going to the pub, are you?"
"Yeah - coming?"
"Who organised it?"
"They did."
"Well they didn't invite me."
"Well - we are. You coming?"
"No - I don't fancy it."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:28,
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